Parking For Dummies

August 9, 2007 | Category: Personal, Random Thoughts

Or in other words people who do not think before they park are Morons! I have had to goto the hospital a few times this past week and each time I have had a bit of nightmare parking in their very small pay parking lot. This last incident caused me to want to ram the shit out the pickup truck parked beside my Pilot. The parking lot is a little tight for maneuvering at the best of times. When I came out I found an extended cab Ford pickup had parked beside me and had not pulled all the way into the spot. Since it was already an overly long vehicle and with the tight area of the parking lot I knew getting out of the spot would be a challenge. What should have been a straight forward job of getting out of my parking spot took me over 10 minutes of going back and forth, getting out to check my clearance behind and in front of my Pilot. All the time looking at the behemoth and cursing the moron who should never have parked in the lot in the first place or at the very least pulled into the spot properly. I was extremely tempted to just gun my engine and ram my way out of the parking spot. While that would would have given me some satisfaction I like my vehicle to much to just toss it away so casually. I think it is time to install a ram plate on the front of my Pilot.

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3 Comments

  1. Miss Smack on August 11th, 2007
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    Freakin’ selfish mongrels, eh???

    Some people have NO consideration for others.

    I have boobs on my website. Come and have a squizz. xx

  2. blueyes on August 13th, 2007
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    Sadly it happens here. Not much I can do about it in the garage because I don’t have time and its just a waste of time because they do it everyday I have sadly keyed a few of them and I wasn’t the first one either so I know they do it continually. It’s always those big SUVs or oversized trucks. I got blocked in one time because they literally pulled in sideways, nowhere for me to go but luckily the spot across from me was open and I could go forward else I’d have been screwed and then would’ve called someone.

    If the lot you’re in has an attendant you can always tell them so they can watch out for the moron.

  3. Anthony on August 14th, 2007
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    MMMMMmmm Miss Smack you know how to put a smile on my face. Thanks Cat.

    Blueyes: Yes it usually is a Big SUV or large truck. I would love to ram the crap out of their vehicle and present it back to them in a nice little package.

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